[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.extip.sk\/prispevky-na-twitteri-jedna-velka-komedia\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.extip.sk\/prispevky-na-twitteri-jedna-velka-komedia\/","headline":"Pr\u00edspevky na Twitteri- jedna ve\u013ek\u00e1 kom\u00e9dia","name":"Pr\u00edspevky na Twitteri- jedna ve\u013ek\u00e1 kom\u00e9dia","description":"Asi ste zozn\u00e1men\u00ed zo soci\u00e1lnou sie\u0165ou Twitter. Ak na Twitter nechod\u00edte, aj tak zrejme viete, o \u010dom je re\u010d. Je to soci\u00e1lna sie\u0165, na ktorej \u013eudia zdie\u013eaj\u00fa svoje pr\u00edspevky v podobe fotiek, textu,&#8230; no skr\u00e1tka podobn\u00e1 sie\u0165 ako Facebook, no <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.extip.sk\/prispevky-na-twitteri-jedna-velka-komedia\/\">\u010c\u00edst d\u00e1le ...<\/a>","datePublished":"2018-01-23","dateModified":"2018-01-23","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.extip.sk\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.extip.sk\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/32bc2d377216483c132a3bbf038b8838926e0616f1b3d0e9cb50d997f0b052ba?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/32bc2d377216483c132a3bbf038b8838926e0616f1b3d0e9cb50d997f0b052ba?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"extip.sk","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.extip.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a286206_w2027_t1521790334.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.extip.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a286206_w2027_t1521790334.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.extip.sk\/prispevky-na-twitteri-jedna-velka-komedia\/","about":["Www"],"wordCount":405,"articleBody":"\tAsi ste zozn\u00e1men\u00ed zo soci\u00e1lnou sie\u0165ou Twitter. Ak na Twitter nechod\u00edte, aj tak zrejme viete, o \u010dom je re\u010d. Je to soci\u00e1lna sie\u0165, na ktorej \u013eudia zdie\u013eaj\u00fa svoje pr\u00edspevky v podobe fotiek, textu,&#8230; no skr\u00e1tka podobn\u00e1 sie\u0165 ako Facebook, no v Amerike je \u010dasto pou\u017e\u00edvan\u00fd pr\u00e1ve tento Twitter. A pr\u00e1ve preto, \u017ee ho pou\u017e\u00edva ve\u013ea \u013eud\u00ed, n\u00e1jdeme i r\u00f4zne pr\u00edspevky. Ka\u017ed\u00fd nem\u00f4\u017ee by\u0165 g\u00e9nius, no aj g\u00e9niovia maj\u00fa slab\u0161ie str\u00e1nky a dni, kedy im to v\u00f4bec nep\u00e1li. Skr\u00e1tka \u013eudia nie s\u00fa dokonal\u00ed a over\u00edme si to humornou formou, kedy som na istej str\u00e1nke na\u0161iel zoznam najhl\u00fapej\u0161\u00edch tweet pr\u00edspevkov, ak\u00e9 sa kedy na tejto soci\u00e1lnej sieti nach\u00e1dzali. Jedn\u00e1 sa o prispievate\u013eov z USA, preto sa pok\u00fasim prelo\u017ei\u0165 v\u00e1m to do sloven\u010diny tak, aby tie vety mali logiku. Teda moment, tieto pr\u00edspevky logiku nemaj\u00fa\/heh\/. Idem teda na to a d\u00fafam, \u017ee v\u00e1m tieto pr\u00edspevky vy\u010daria \u00fasmev na tv\u00e1ri.\t\t&#8220; Rad\u0161ej by som sa zabil, ne\u017e by som mal sp\u00e1cha\u0165 samovra\u017edu.&#8220;\t&#8220; Ak\u00e9 m\u00e1 Obama priezvisko?&#8220;\t&#8222;Ak sa maj\u00fa narodi\u0165 dvoj\u00ed\u010dky, trv\u00e1 to 9 mesiacov, alebo a\u017e 18? &#8222;\t&#8220; Pre\u010do sa album spev\u00e1\u010dky Beyonc\u00e9 stal \u010d\u00edslo jeden v 100 krajin\u00e1ch, ak pozn\u00e1me len 7 kraj\u00edn a to:\u00a0 \u00c1ziu , Afriku, Antarkt\u00eddu, Severn\u00fa a Ju\u017en\u00fa Ameriku a Eur\u00f3pu?&#8220;\t\t&#8222;Nech\u00e1pem, ako nato\u010dili film Jursk\u00fd Park. Ako to, \u017ee boli tak bl\u00edzko t\u00fdch dinosaurov? Ja by som sa b\u00e1la.&#8220;\t&#8220; Prajem si, aby moja o\u010dak\u00e1van\u00e1 dc\u00e9ra bolo diev\u010da.&#8220;\t&#8220; Kto\u00a0 z V\u00e1s tu pou\u017e\u00edva Twitter?&#8220;\t&#8220; To sn\u00e1\u010f nie je mo\u017en\u00e9! Ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u00e1 tento rok narodeniny!&#8220;\t&#8220; Nech\u00e1pem, pre\u010do \u013eudia tvrdia, \u017ee najlep\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdtvor Leonarda da Vinciho bola Mona Lisa. Pod\u013ea m\u0148a bol najlep\u0161\u00ed vo filme Titanic.&#8220;\t&#8220; Ako dok\u00e1\u017eu hluch\u00ed \u013eudia \u010d\u00edta\u0165?!&#8220;\t&#8220; M\u00f4\u017ee sa sta\u0165, \u017ee deti pri naroden\u00ed, zdedia tetovanie po svojich rodi\u010doch?&#8220;\t&#8220; Pre\u010do na testy rodi\u010dovstva nechodia aj \u017eeny?! Tie\u017e by sa mali presved\u010di\u0165, \u010di je to die\u0165a ich!&#8220;\t&#8220; Ka\u017ed\u00fd sa sna\u017e\u00ed dok\u00e1za\u0165 my, \u017ee Amerika je zlo\u017een\u00e1 z 50tich \u0161t\u00e1tov. To ale nie je pravda, preto\u017ee vedci zistili, \u017ee Pluto neexistuje!&#8220;                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        3.8\/5 - (6 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Pr\u00edspevky na Twitteri- jedna ve\u013ek\u00e1 kom\u00e9dia","item":"https:\/\/www.extip.sk\/prispevky-na-twitteri-jedna-velka-komedia\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]